Max: Yesterday, I told the substitute that I was either going to do everything I was supposed to do and have the best day ever, or I was going to need a psychologist.
Me: What did the sub say?
Max: She laughed.
Joey: I need a physicist too.
Me: A what?
Joey: A physicist.
Me: Of course… who doesn’t need a physicist?
*Once again, all kids’ names will be changed to protect the humorous…